Random Pips

It has begun. I just came back from a run through the trails behind my house. Every summer, I always make the same old pledge to myself to be “more active” (notice how I purposely kept it fairly vague - just to lessen the guilt if I end up not really fulfilling it). I was quite proud of myself last summer, actually. Granted, I didn’t start my “more active” regimen until late July, but at least I attempted to work at it.

However, that will not be acceptable this summer. I will break all my records this summer. I will persevere to be the pinnacle of human fitness. This summer, my “more active” regimen will be epic.

By the end of this summer, I will possess the physical prowess of the Dragon. In fact, I will be the Dragon:

Bruce Lee/End-Of-Summer-Me
(Photo courtesy of: Bruce-Lee-Video.com)

Oh yes, by the end of this summer, my body will be one lethal weapon. I will be dangerous. I will be deadly.

I will be…*glances at my current reflection in the mirror*…Oh dear god, where the hell do I even start? Somebody help!