Found twin puncture marks on finger. If I develop spider-like abilities later, I may need help in making a full-body spandex suit. - Twipped - 4 days ago
Drunk on the letter "D" - ah yes, the Vitamin D! The dizzy delight of dashing the darkness to its demise and ... http://t.co/LwyoX0hJ - Twipped - 1 week ago
Heavy Metal: Screaming at bleeding ears since 1968. - Twipped - 2 weeks ago
Tossed and turned last night like a dragon with a full stomach and a whirling mind. Happy Year of the Dragon! - Twipped - 3 weeks ago
Good Guy Winluck: Eats a chocolate figurine...Bites the head off first so it doesn't have to watch a giant chewing itself. - Twipped - 3 weeks ago