2008 February 23 « Random Pips

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• February 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Raisin cookies are what make people hesitate when someone tries to lure them to the Dark Side with the line: "We have cookies." - Twipped - 5 days ago
Bad idea - just woke up from a nightmare. And the Queen was in it. - Twipped - 1 week ago
About to post another #PointlessMondayUpdate , but remembered today's a holiday. And I could go back to sleep - ... tmi.me/qlA44 - Twipped - 1 week ago
I feel like a 2nd-rate magician w/ a bag of anti-climatic failed tricks every time I try to scan my grocery barcodes at the self-checkouts. - Twipped - 1 week ago
#PointlessMondayUpdate: Fumbled with the toilet seat as it crashed down with a bang. The dog got startled so he barked a couple times. - Twipped - 2 weeks ago
Sometimes, when you come across a railing, you just have to vault over it with flair. And shock the hell out of some random passerby. - Twipped - 2 weeks ago